The Counter-Bureaucracy Revolution

I have an idea for the coming peaceful political revolution. It's called the Counter-Bureaucracy, and it works something like this:

Why should the government be the only one allowed to have a bureaucracy? Why should not the citizens have their own bureaucracy? Clearly, we avoid it like the plague, but that doesn't mean we can't have it and use it.

Imagine the following scenario: You go to your local public school to enroll your child. As the administrators are taking down your information you stop them and say, "wait, you haven't signed my form yet!" They look surprised as you pull out your own form, and start asking them for their information. They are even more shocked when you ask them to sign the bottom of the page, below a disclaimer reading something to the effect of "I understand that I am providing a service to the parents of this child in educating them, in return for the taxes being paid by said parents. I recognize the parents as the final arbiter of my conduct as the child's educator. I also recognize that the parent has the final responsibility for this child, not the state." And perhaps also, at the end, "I recognize that the parents do not have to choose public schooling for their child, and I appreciate them choosing our school to provide this service."

Or perhaps this scenario: The Child Protective Services decides to forcibly enter your house, because a neighbor complained you were homeschooling your children (because the public school refused to sign your form). You stop them at the door and say, "you can't come in until this form is completed," and hand them a "Proper Conduct Upon Forcible Entry Form 12/34-5." This form states that every 5 seconds of time spent within the premises incurs a $50 charge, for each person. Furthermore, upon the determination of unlawful forceful entry (as determined by the Home Office Review Board, a.k.a. the Parents), the state will be fined an additional $5,000,000 for each child inconvenienced by the event. If they actually sign the form, you hand it back to them and tell them it needs to be notarized.

Of course, no government agency or agent would ever sign such a document. But that's the point, isn't it? When they refuse to sign your document, you simply refuse to sign theirs.